Thursday, March 5, 2009

Young Money Millionaire 5 (Review)

Okay, so personally I'm not a Lil' Wayne fan. There you go America, I said it. And I don't really care what ya'll think. But out of respect, and because literally everybody I know is a big Wayne fan. Just don't get used to me posting reviews and rants for him, cuz it just ain't happening. So with that being said, I decided I'd make a few people happy and review his new mixtape anyway...

Lil' Wayne- Young Money Millionaire 5
Rating: (3.0/10.0)

Review:
So I gotta be a little honest, Lil' Wayne started this on a bad note just because I don't like the dude. And with this mixtape, I was pretty much expecting just typical little Wayne; unoriginal beats, and uncreative lines. And what do ya know, I was pretty right. Except this time he decided to throw a few pieces of shit in the mix too (see "Prom Queen"). So the mixtape has 37 songs on it, which in my opinion is at least 17 songs too many. Especially since half the songs are only around a minute long. Overall, it's just boring and stuff that I just don't want to listen to. Some songs are even painful at times. 
First of all, I want to state that any song on this mixtape where Wayne tries sounding like he is a rock singer, completely sucks. Don't even waste your time listening to them, just take my word for it. And second of all, am I the only person who thinks Lil' Wayne sounds completely annoying most of the time?
If it weren't for some decent guest appearances and one or two catchy beats then I would probably go through this album once and toss it out. 
Okay, so I really like "Every Girl", it is by far the best song on the mixtape, even though Wayne's verse is probably the weakest haha. No lie, I've been playing that one over a few times in the car. So there's some sunshine for ya... On the flip side, Wayne, what the fuck are you tryin to do with that rock shit? Cut it out man. Please... 
Lil' Wayne's "Young Money Millionaire 5" gets a pretty bad score. Not because I hate Lil' Wayne, but because he threw over 30 songs of complete shit on this mixtape and expects people to listen to the same old beats with the same old stupid lines. Not happenin.

Oh, and as a side note, Lil' Wayne talks about shit and toilets wayyy too much. Just saying. Haha.

Recommendation:
Skip it. Don't waste your time downloading it or waste any of your money buying it. Just download "Every Girl" if you want a pretty good song, and "Prom Queen" if you wanna torture your eardrums.

Top Tracks:
6. Turn My Swag On (Why is that beat catchy? lol)
7. Every Girl [ft. Young Money]
8. Yes [ft. Pharrell]
11. Blow My Mind





No disrespect to Wayne fans, just not my thing.

~Bubbles



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